January 2011
I like how you’re talking about planning this great big wedding on your facebook yet he just called me and said you were about to break up.
I don’t think either of you realize what this does to me.
I wish that instead of beeping, my microwave would...
the-sharpestlives:
faithisfaith:
eatingallthebutterscotchpudding:
And I’d be like “WELL I THINK IM ALRIGHT, 1234!” THEN GET MY FOOD AND BE LIKE “three two one, we came to eat everybody’s munching till we can’t see our feet”
This is amazing.
Anonymous asked: type a long ass message about whats going on in your life
Anonymous asked: type a long ass message about everything that's going on in your life right now
rumorsruinedmylife-deactivated2 asked: yo NIGGER, wuts ^
The awkward moment when you have a nose bleed...
when people say "I'M SO RANDOM"
mattskiba:
you know what’s random
when i trip and my knife randomly enters your face/throat/chest repeatedly
